Welcome to the Evils of Physics or the Bizarreness of MHC
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the physics department holiday party
Top reasons Kendade is a Dilbert building
- There
are Ethernet jacks in the ceiling of the atrium.
- The
lights in several of the classrooms and all of the bathrooms are
motion-sensing, and will go off if they do not sense movement. Since most of my professors don’t move
that much while they lecture, and the students don’t move much while they
are taking notes, the lights have been known to go off in the middle of
class. This results in my
professors waving their arms frantically in the general direction of the
ceiling to turn the lights back on while the rest of us laugh our heads
off.
- The
I-beams in the walls are magnetized.
In other words, put your computer near some of the walls, and it
does really weird things. And the
remodeled Blanchard will be the same way, because the same contractor is doing
both buildings.
- The
extra wall outlets in the labs are so high on the walls that only the
tallest people can reach them.
- The
building has a coffee bar. But
thanks to dining services’ objections, it has not yet been opened. Instead, there are vending
machines. The coffee machine was
not plugged in until a week before finals and still does not work. Yup, certainly don’t need a coffee bar
here. We can just destroy the
useless coffee machine to keep ourselves awake.