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Some of my favorite quotations, collected from friends, signature quotes, websites, and other reading. Many thanks to all my sources!

If you are going through hell, keep going.

--Winston Churchill

Some people follow their dreams; others hunt them down and beat them mercilessly into submission.

-- Neil Kendall

The plan is not what you think.

--Loren Eisley

Woe to the non-conformist in a non-conformist crowd who refuses to conform to non-conformity.


If you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

-- Lily Tomlin

Sex is expensive, but it's worth it - just keep that in mind.

-- Prof. Amy Frary

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

-- Albert Einstein

I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.

-- Abraham Lincoln

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

--Mark Twain

Dare to be naive.

-- Richard Buckminster Fuller

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.

-- George Bush Sr.

I hate to advocate drugs, violence, or insanity... but they've always worked for me.

-- Hunter S. Thompson

Women are beginning to feel that they are not fairly represented. As we say, 2% may be fine for fat in milk, but not for the United States Senate.

--Dianne Feinstein, CA Senator 1992-"Year of the Woman"

If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

-- Samuel Goldwyn

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

--Mark Twain

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

-- Voltaire

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

--Mark Twain

Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.

--'Winnie the Pooh'

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

-- 'George Eliot'

While it is a sin to think evil of others, it is seldom a mistake.

-- H.L. Mencken

Become who you are.

-- Nietzshe

Winter: It's not just a season, it's who we are.

-- Garrison Keillor

You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.

-- Mary Tyler Moore

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them as much.

-- Oscar Wilde

I'd write you a shorter letter, but I haven't the time.

-- Mark Twain

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

-- George Bernard Shaw

There is no alternative to being yourself

-- unknown

I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work.

-- Ben Franklin

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

-- Mark Twain

A + B + C = Success if, A = Hard Work, B = Hard Play, C = Keeping your mouth shut.

-- Albert Einstein

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.

-- Lazarus Long

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I need it most.

-- Swedish proverb

People are DNA's way of making more DNA

-- fact

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.

-- Cary Grant

If you're hung up on nostalgia, just think of today as yesterday and go out and have one hell of a time

-- Art Buchwald

Sometimes when you send out letters, you get back letters. Sometimes you don't. That's for sure!

--Lazlo Toth

Blessed are the pessimistic, for they shall never be disappointed. Blessed are those who laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

-- Charis Quay and Liz Kalasinsky