Submitted by timly græ and di:

               “Pan! Unzip me NOW!!”  -- Dranith, while being straddled by Ruhiel.

               "Funky Cold Spadina!"  -- timly, getting acquainted with Toronto's streets.

               “Let me tell you, those ice cream truck drivers have got some staying power!
               my jaw is hurting!” -- Brad/Perdurabo, on trying to score 10,000 points in
               the Scavenger Hunt.
 
               “The fruit tart was great!” -- Marcus Pan, on tea at the Royal York Hotel.
 
               “Ow! My ass!!”  -- Rafe, after being thrown over the shoulder of  Cobweb
               Razorjack and being spanked by him and Macross.
 
               “It’s all fun and games til RazorJAK falls on someone.” -- Dionysia, watching
               a perky Razor dance at the Opera House Saturday night.
 
               “ELLEN!!” -- Marcus Pan and timly græ, looking for Metamorph in terminal
               two of the airport.
 
               “That was YOU?! We heard you!” -- Ruhiel, after hearing about the “ELLEN!!”
               episode at the airport.
 
               “Oh, that does say ‘skanking’.” -- timly græ, after reading it as “shanking.”
 
               “I thought that was a staple gun!” -- Dionysia, looking at Eyes of the Abyss'
               travel iron.
 
               “I’m going to wash my hands.” -- Dranith, after giving Pan a foot massage.
 
               “I did NOT need that visual.” -- timly græ, watching Dranith demonstrate
               the proper use of the hotel provided ‘buffing cloth’: Dranith stands, pushes
               out his pelvis and proceeds to “buff” himself.
 
               “After seeing all the beautiful women at C4, I have plenty of material to
               masturbate over.” -- timly græ.
 
               "He scares me."  -- Ron, about Dranith.

               “Are you going to sweat on my stockings?” -- Dionysia to Pan, whose head
               was in her lap.
 
               “...and NOBODY better get on a train in my sight!” -- Pan

               “If you see a place that screams ‘eat me!’, just tell me.” -- Dionysia,
               looking for food.
 
               “I’m glad there’s cloud-cover today or there’d be lots of piles of ash
               everywhere!” -- timly græ, about the 150 or so goths in front of Casa Loma.
 
               “Wow! You must have a lot of friends.” -- girl at the Casa Loma ticket counter to
               Dionysia after she asked for the group discount.
 
               This was overheard at Casa Loma:
               Child: “Mommy, who are all these people?”
               Mother: “Personally, I think they’re all misfits.”
               That would make for a pretty big band, don’t you think?
 
               Woman to Tatiana: “Who are all these people in black?”
               Tatiana: “You’re asking me? I’m wearing burgundy.”
 
               “JUMP!!” – everyone to Cossack on the tower of Casa Loma.
 
               “You’re not really here. This is all one big .wav file.” -- Edvamp's suggestion of how  to
                confuse Axel.
 
               Heard on the radio in Cossack’s auto: “In the #1 spot: ‘I Can Still Feel You’”
 
               “Touch me! I’m fuzzy!” – Bathory in front of Clinton’s.
 
               "Time for some Gothspotting!" -- timly, from the top of the CNE Ferris wheel

               "So far this weekend, I've gotten my knees bruised by Pan and my head between
                Dranith's legs."   -- Ruhiel

               "Maybe in Chinatown, everyone walks."  -- Dionysia, responding to Pan's frustration at
               not seeing any gas stations and making a pun inadvertently at the same time.

               “You know we’re taking over. We’re annexing Canada and renaming it New
               Canadia. I’m gonna be Queen. Eileen is King. Raphrat is Prime Minister. He’s
               going to take over the Molson factory, rename it Duff, and his platform will
               be ‘A chicken in every pot, and a Duff in every belly!’ Xthlc Matt is Lord
               High Treasurer AND Torturer. Leonora is Minister of Hockey. Emilee, Zastur,
               and so on, they’re my Jackbooted Armies. Aw yeah, it’s gonna be SWEET.”
                –Thessaly
 
               “I didn’t realise it was so big!” – Dionysia about Macross’…   phone clip/holder.
 
               “There’s nothing like a little Peter.” – timly græ when ‘Games Without
               Frontiers” by Peter Gabriel came on.
 
               “I know you! You’re over… ‘ovr-the-hill’! And you’re ‘DiNowMotherFucker!’
               and you… you’re Kriss Kross!” – Ron ] [ to timly græ (ovrbomng), Dionysia
               and Macross, respectively. [he still doesn't remember saying this! -- di]
 
               “I was standing there ready to get naked, and no one would play Twister with
               me!” –Dave Hummel
 
               “I can’t eat anymore meat, I’ve been having Sheryl’s melons!” – Cusraque at
               the BBQ on Thursday.
 
               “Sheryl just touched my meat!” – Cusraque.
               “It’s ok, I got to watch.” – Lady B

               "I like 'Subdivisions' cause Leif Erickson says 'Subdivisions' over and over."  -- timly,
               on Alex Lifeson of Rush.
 
               “Where’s the fucking corkscrew!” – DJ MaryLace; who didn’t need one after all.
 
               “Nasal sex hasn’t come up once.” -- &ru sitting in front of the Executive.
 
               “Is the post ok?” -- Macross after hitting the C4 hotel with the Suburban
               Assault Vehicle.
 
               “I should have my jaw wired shut this weekend.” – timly looking at all the
               gothbabes at C4.
 
               “They look like short armed, goosesteppin’ Nazis.” – timly talking about the
               crosswalk lights in Toronto.
 
               “We became goths so all the girls would like us.” – Ren at the airport with
               timly.
 
               At Clinton's, Thessaly started an “I Need” game in timly's notebook.
               The responses [identities removed to protect the guilty -- di]:
               I Need:
               - llamas, yearking at Snickers bars.
               - a lobotomy.
               - more spice girl shoes and sugar.
               - divorce.
               - more pink outfits.
               - a good snog.
               - chocolate sauce.
               - Somebody.
               - air conditioning. or at least a towel.
               - a butterfly that can drive.
               - to change my underwear.
               - a teleportation device and a hot fudge sundae. –mel (
               - a clean and efficient desanitization process.

Submitted by Charles/The Gruamach
                “I woke up this morning and realized that I didn’t hate myself. Was kinda weird.”
                    -- Gruamach

                “Just compliment her corset and she strips!”
                    -- Pan, about Yosa

                “The only bad thing about C4 was that it ended.”
                    -- Dranith

                “Those damn goths!”
                    -- Gruamach

                “You want the soup? You can’t handle the soup!”
                    -- overheard at the Movenpick

                “…You’re so cool!  You flamed the shit out of me on alt.gothic!”
                    -- Elixxr

                “If that’s not GAF, then I’m burning all my leathers and listening to Hanson!”
                    -- Gruamach

                “Yosa?  Dress her, please.”
                    -- Gruamach, after his wife told him to pick what she should wear for the weekend.

                “It’s sarcasm you moron! You’re not supposed to take it seriously!”
                    -- Coffin, at random casual’s remarks to our filming them.

                William Faith:  “We’ve got plenty of our CDs for sale up in the front, but for some reason
                                        the Customs guys  confiscated the booklets.”
                Gruamach the Gothcop:   “Fucking cops!”

                “There’s just something about a cute boi in a skirt…”
                    -- anon

                “I knew it! Damn it Pan, you’re a geek!”
                    -- anon, shouted when Pan pulled out his laptop

                “I’m his pet for the weekend.”
                    -- Gruamach’s wife, Kathy

                “You’re Goth As Fuck, now shut up and deal with it.”
                    -- Dranith

                “Look, it’s Ron!”
                    -- Dranith, pointing at ‘narrow bridge’ road sign symbol

                "This is Canada. This is what America would be if we hadn't won the revolution."
                    -- anon

Submitted by green tara:

               "If I have to search one more case of Manic Panic eyeshadow, I'm going to
               scream!"
               --Tonya imagining the troubles the border patrol is having.

              "Oh look, a raver store!"
               --a NYCgoth on F/X

               "I AM an 80s British comedy."
               --Fross

               "C4: More about certain people's sex lives than I needed to know."
               --Tara, on a certain young lady . . . [i dunno who it is either -- di]

               "I spent $65 on Pez."
               --Coffin

               "The Brotherhood of the Tongue. We believe that the girl has to come twice
               before she sees Mr. Happy."
               --Cobweb T. Razorjak

               Rule 1: No one is to be caught without a drink in their hand.
               --on Edvamp's door

               "I don't know where Charlotte is and Sheryl says no!"
               --on the volunteer badges

               "No-one bought any Altoids?! I specifically requested that people bring
               Altoids!"
               --Sheryl Kirby

               "No! No ABBA!"
               --Rafe as he's dragged to the dance floor during "Dancing Queen."

               "'Girlfriend in a Coma?!' How about 'Boyfriend with a Boot Up His Ass!'"
               --Tonya as Gates played "Girlfriend in a Coma" in the car.

               "What kind of drugs are you on and can I have some?"
               --Someone reacting to Tara dancing to "Big Hollow Man"

               "I've gotten everyone I know addicted to ketchup chips."
               --Desdemona

               "Unfortunately, the clothes at Fashion Crimes come in one size fits tiny."
               --Marnie

Submitted by xanyboi:

                "I miss my homies" -- Jealousy
 
                "You're not from Kansas, you should be shot!" -- Cusraque (imitating Etienne)

               "He's Palm-Piloting himself" -- Micol/Dementia

               "It's black, it's dark, and you're waving it back and forth." -- Gothate

               "Rhea's Obsession has been brought to you by the letter E." -- Kimber

               "I *am* a tourist.  Fuck you." -- Gothate

               "Oh, so you want me to feed you now?" -- Lady Aine

               "OW!  I was trying to get some!!!" -- Kimber

               "You were dressed like Little Ho Peep." -- xanyboi to Kimber

               "Spend half an hour on the toilet with Giraffe, and you're all set."  -- Macross (who likes piloting his palm
                a bit too much...) ;) [comment made by xany, not me! -- di]

Submitted by Ruhiel:

               "Goth Suicide: Stuff candy in your pockets and in your shirt and jump off the highest building you can find.
               When you hit bottom, the candy will scatter and you'll be a human pinata."  -- Ru and Dranny

Submitted by Anonymous:

               "Well, now that I've fucked you... I'm going to slowly kill myself."
                               -- anon. girl, about to light a cigarette, to anon. boy

Submitted by Sola to alt.gothic:

                "All I've had to drink tonight has been alcohol and spit. I think I'm
                  going to go find some more spit."
                              -- Tapestry/Rogue, pretty smashed, Sunday night

Submitted by Greg to alt.gothic:

                "How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?"
                               -- Jeremy of Faith and the Muse
                                  [ftr, F&TM did NOT drink anyone out of house and home. --di]

Submitted by BrazenAngel to alt.gothic:

                "Holy Shit... I think I wanna fuck you."
                                -- Tapestry/Rogue, upon seeing Fross in a vinyl skirt and boots.

Submitted by AngelTear to alt.gothic:

                "He won my heart by singing Rio in a Cartman voice with acoustic guitar."
                                -- Melody, about her boyfriend Noddy93

Submitted by zoe:

                "If you're not drinking for us, you're drinking against us."
                                -- Scott Goddam Crawford

Submitted by Siobhan:

                "I've lost my dance erection!"
                                -- Lady B when they cut the music at Savage Garden to start the readings.

                "I don't know where Greg is and Siobhan says 'NO!' "
                                -- C4 volunteers' laminates

                "You can't be an organizer.  You're still smiling."
                                -- Cusraque to Siobhan at Casa Loma

From elly's .sig file:

                 "Outside of the internet, I'm thinking we're goths too.
                  Otherwise Convergence is really a ska festival and i'm on
                   a lot of fucking crack."    -- Rogue
 
Nominated by Ron (on alt.gothic) to be added to this page:

                "It was a good weekend for my head."
                                 -- Dranith
                [and then Ron went on to say something about gagging... -- di]