*** This page is intended as a joke. No harm is intended towards President Creighton. If you are 1) someone who gets easily offended, 2) a worshipper of JVC or 3)someone with NO sense of humor, this is not the page for you. Click here instead.***
Update: 2 August 1999- yes, i'm still working on it. be patient. Oh, and i can't get the balls ring to accept me so ignore the thing at the bottom of the page.
While you're here, why not take a look at the other ate my balls pages? There are quite a few. Click on the word, link. link
Beyond the stern gates, within the hallowed halls of Mount Holyoke College, there lurks a deep and dark secret... our president EATS BALLS!!! I sense that you don't believe me. "How could the leader of a top 25 ranked U.S. News and World Report college do such a thing?" you ask. Perhaps in her quest to make MHC financially stable, she had to sacrifice her balls fund. Perhaps when Wily Phil B. left, she was left without balls to eat! Whatever the case, the photo documented evidence will show that I am right. And mhc women wonder just why men are afraid to be on our campus....
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
|
If you have any pictures of Jvc you would like to submit, send them to ne at emdurso@mtholyoke.edu.
 |
number of visitors since 1 May 1999 |