Rude and crude Elephant jokes

q:what's grey and comes in pints
a: elephants

q:what's grey with four feet
a:elephants

q:what's ruburt the bear's middle name
a:the?

q:how do you know when a elephant is in bed with you
a: he has a big E on his night shirt

what's grey and comes in pints
elephants

What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Cause sheep don't have strings.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
So he could hide in apple trees.

How did Tarzan die?
Picking apples.

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