25 phrases you wish you could say at work more
(Warning: Contains naughty words...:-)))
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're
full of shit.
11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't
give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma
to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
25. Who me? I just wander from room to