GERMANY

Smiling like the awestruck dork that I am in front of Brandenburger Tor

My favorite segment of the Wall.

The girl I was wandering around with didn't notice that there was an English translation right below the German, and idiot that I am, I didn't either, so I translated it for her after about 10 minutes of staring at it and realized the English text just as I was triumphantly reciting the translation.

The Bremen Town Musicians (who are absolutely everywhere in Bremen)